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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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