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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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