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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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