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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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