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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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