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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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