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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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