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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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