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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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