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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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