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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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