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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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