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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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