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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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