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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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