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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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