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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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