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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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