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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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