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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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