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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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