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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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