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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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