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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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