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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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A pear of scissors.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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