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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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