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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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