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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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