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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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