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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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