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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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