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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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