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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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