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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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