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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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