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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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