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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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