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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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