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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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