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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Rock and roll.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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