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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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