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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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