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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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