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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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