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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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