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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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