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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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