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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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