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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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