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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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