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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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