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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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