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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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