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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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