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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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