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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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