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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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