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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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