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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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