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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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