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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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