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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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