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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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