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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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