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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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