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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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