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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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