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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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