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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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