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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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