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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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