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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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