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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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