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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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