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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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