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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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