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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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