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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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