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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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