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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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