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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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