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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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