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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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