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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Yisro Whale

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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