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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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