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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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