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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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