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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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