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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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