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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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