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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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