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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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